i am slightly inebriated and I BEHAVED MYSLEF i could be doing things i am not suppose to right now instead i’m on tumblr

go me!!!

takenby-instagrandma:

why fall in love when you can just fall asleep 

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i thought about watching some parks and rec but i can’t stand to look at rob lowe’s face after the super weird dream i had about him

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am i to diss a brie

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celeryandhummus:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

asssbutt:

it either takes me 2 days to watch one 50 minute episode of something or 2 days to watch 6 seasons of something

there’s no in between

samebutharry:

favorite sport: rich white boys

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Catching up on Girls and the parallels between this show and my real life are incredibly unsettling.

shutupaubrey:

how do people have the energy to get so offended 

twerkola:

twerkola:

my mom was just like “i just realized “devil” is evil with a d”

EVIL WITH A D

she still doesn’t realize why i was laughing so hard

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poisonparadise:

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