bitch, i might be


noitsfabrayberry:

if you woke me up ‘just to say goodnight’ i would probably kick you in the face tbh

I’m watching Blue LIke Jazz. ITS SO GOOD AND ON NETFLIX GO GO and it has Claire Holt in in with an American accent

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4x23 → Graduation | BloodyNightCon 2013

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alittlelights:

-You are more alive than anyone that I have ever met.
-You’re not like anyone I’ve ever met, in any of my many lifetimes.

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greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

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elegantmoose:

70-73/100 photos of Zachary Levi

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17yr:

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person

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fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

- Scott, you can’t protect everyone
- I have to

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I’m reading The Host, and I find it impossible that this was written by the same chick who wrote Twilight. I’m a little impressed

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

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braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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